They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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