just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize