who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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