hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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