Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
420 ftw
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
two words...techno handjob
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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