The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
