Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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