she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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