Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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