is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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