Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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