The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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