We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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