tell your sister to shave her snatch
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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