69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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