so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
this will be a night to untag.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
