i think my mom watched the whole time
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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