I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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