So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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