Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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