yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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