That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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