True but thats because hes a fetus.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
operation have a gay friend backfired
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Randomize
