You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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