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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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