You just made me feel so damn special
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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