You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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