stop calling my apartment porn island.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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