Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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