perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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