Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
