Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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