I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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