Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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