my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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