why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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