Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
This is my gift to your gina
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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