Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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