in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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