No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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