I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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