She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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