Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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