I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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