do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
There r osticjed everywhere
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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