how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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