How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
they're like a gay fantastic four
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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