question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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