I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just high enough for therapy.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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