oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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