oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
