Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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